Archibald Mouse

Have you heard the latest, kiddies?

Archibald Mouse is confused

He thinks he's a big scary tiger

So no more chewing on shoes!

Though he doesn't have any tiger stripes

He says they came off in the bath

Also says the soap made him shrink

He sure can make people laugh!

He tries to let out a big tiger roar

But all that comes out is a squeak

Archie's been trying so very hard

In fact he's been trying for weeks!

Gotta feel for this adorable little critter

Perhaps there's a blow-up pill

That when he takes it he gets real big

Last I heard he was trying still!

So even if you're just a little wee tike

Remember to keep thinking big

Keep trying hard to better yourself

And you'll wind up dancing a jig!