August History - Since Today Marks First Day...

As eighth month of the year
both within Gregorian and predecessor,
the Julian calendar, where
said month originally

named Sextilis in Latin
since averred month ranked sixth
in ancient Roman calendar veer
really changed to August in honor

of Augustus Caesar
pinpointed eight Earthly
steeplechased rendezvous roundabouts
clocking viii sun danced orbitz
thru metaphorical solar turnstile,
sans common era there

after retaining a trace
of antiquity doth square
lee tug at mine olde ink
quiz hit heave egghead noggin
heady curiosity shoppe,
asper how lunar place name

linkedin as rare historical tidbit
thus, when at a loss,
what to write poem about
an unexpected brainstorm

found me not to doubt
Google when literary eureka
came to this lout
(only I own license to debase self)

just on the verge,
and ready to pout
fearing writer's block
as if creative juice
yielded nary a drop from thine figurative
fountain oft times
gushing water spout.

As a poetic foot note, aye
frequently ponder about
millenniums gone by,
and peoples, who
dotted with graveyards
of lovely bones after they did die
the four corners of the globe,

this twenty first century
chap doth espy
harem there, a debauched prurient
hot pocket of mankind
(woman too of course)

begetting, fostering, mothering
ancestors of this guy
retaining genetic characteristics
that got pooled watering
survival of the fittest well nigh.