Aussies

Often wondered bout people down under
Do they have to stand on their heads?
Do they have to tie down all their possessions?
Is flying off into space a real dread?
We hope they all stay attached to the earth
We love them and their Koala bears
Once I was told by this Australian lady
Their breath can sure foul up the air
All my Aussie friends here on the Soup
Refer to their land as paradise
I was also told that the biceps on their women
Are huge from hanging on for dear life
Now I know this must be some great myth
Olivia John seemed quite normal to me
You can't believe all the rumours you hear
But in case, hang onto to that tree!
Often wondered bout people down under
How do they keep their beer in the glass?
Do they chain themselves to the bed at night?
Do roots pop up instead of grass?
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It is not convenient to believe rumors, sometimes you may be certain, but rumours in most cases are a product of ignorance, fanaticism and almost never conform to reality.
A greeting.
Just a silly poem eh!!! Cheers!
Authors should check the opinion of others to write in our own way and topics that we like, but it is also true that we are pleased that our writings are read, understood and that can reach the heart and the mind of the reader.
Fool this poem has nothing at all, it seems an ironic, scathing and truthful, poem above all that the poem is well structured and very well written.
A hug.
You put a big grin on my face!!!!!!!! LOL
Unintentionally I've done the good deed of the day (LOL), when I talk to you is lunch or dinner, XG!, we spent half a lifetime eating and the other sleeping, left him, in Spain it is dinner.
A hug and until tomorrow if God wants surely will want to, so I have bribed.
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"if God wants surely will want to" LOL Hope so! xx