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Aussies

Aussies

Often wondered bout people down under

Do they have to stand on their heads?

Do they have to tie down all their possessions?

Is flying off into space a real dread?

We hope they all stay attached to the earth

We love them and their Koala bears

Once I was told by this Australian lady

Their breath can sure foul up the air

All my Aussie friends here on the Soup

Refer to their land as paradise

I was also told that the biceps on their women

Are huge from hanging on for dear life

Now I know this must be some great myth

Olivia John seemed quite normal to me

You can't believe all the rumours you hear

But in case, hang onto to that tree!

Often wondered bout people down under

How do they keep their beer in the glass?

Do they chain themselves to the bed at night?

Do roots pop up instead of grass?

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Lucas Lazar

It is not convenient to believe rumors, sometimes you may be certain, but rumours in most cases are a product of ignorance, fanaticism and almost never conform to reality.

A greeting.

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Lucas Lazar

Authors should check the opinion of others to write in our own way and topics that we like, but it is also true that we are pleased that our writings are read, understood and that can reach the heart and the mind of the reader.

Fool this poem has nothing at all, it seems an ironic, scathing and truthful, poem above all that the poem is well structured and very well written.

A hug.

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Jack Ellison

You put a big grin on my face!!!!!!!! LOL

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Lucas Lazar

Unintentionally I've done the good deed of the day (LOL), when I talk to you is lunch or dinner, XG!, we spent half a lifetime eating and the other sleeping, left him, in Spain it is dinner.

A hug and until tomorrow if God wants surely will want to, so I have bribed.

O;- )-

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Jack Ellison

"if God wants surely will want to" LOL Hope so! xx

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