Poem -

Awkward

Awkward

(circa 2013)

It was notĀ 
so much a glow
I witnessed as
the protruding belly
looking as earlyĀ 
pregnancy.

So,Ā  when are
you expecting
the baby?

"Oh,Ā  that
is just my
beer belly."

And then theĀ 

embarrassed smile

and awkward silence

of the loud kindĀ 
that follows
and the skipping
of food store
shopping aislesĀ 
to avoid possibleĀ 
eye contact of theĀ 
embarrasser and
chubby victim.

Ā 

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