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BABY .SHREK!?X

BABY .SHREK!?X

SOME PEOPLE SHOULDN,T BE ALLOWED TO BREED !
LOOK AT THE FUCK N STATE OF ME !
FIONA FORGOT TO TAKE HER PILL!
SAID IT MADE HER FEEL REAL ILL!
SHREK COULDNT FIND A RUBBER
TO FIT HIS HUGE GREEN DICK!
& HE DIDNT PULL IT OUT..REAL QUICK!
RIGHT BEFORE ..SHE WAS SICK !
IT,S ALRIGHT FOR THEM
THEY LIKE TO LOOK LIKE THAT
I FEEL A RIGHT  FUCK N TWAT
WHAT ABOUT ,ME !!!
BEEN BORN THE COLOUR OF A TREE
WITH EARS LIKE FUCK N TRUMPETS!
ALL BECAUSE THEY WERE CARELESS!
WHEN THEY HAD ..A BIT OF CRUMPET!!!

Tracy Timothy xx

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