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BACKHAND KISS !?X

BACKHAND KISS !?X

I DIDN,T MEAN TO HIT YOU 
DONT TELL SO MANY LIE,S !
WHEN YOU MOVED REAL SUDDENLY
TO ME. IT WAS ALSO A SURPRISE!
I WAS ONLY TRYING TO GIVE YA A HIGH 5!
I DIDN,T HIT YA THAT HARD
TO CRY OUT, YA FUCK N EYE,S!
I,LL HIT YA AGAIN IN 
A MINUTE, YA CISSY!
& THIS TIME I DEFINATLY
WONT BE MISSING
& IF YA CARRY ON LIKE THIS 
IT WILL BE YA PANT,S YA PISSING!
ANYONE WOULD THINK
THAT YA NOSE WAS MISSING ?
INSTEAD OF A BIT OF BACKHAND KISSING!

Tracy Timothy xx

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