BALL & CHAIN !?x

MARRIAGE LETS YOU ANNOY THAT 1 SPECIAL PERSON
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
ONCE YOU BECOME A HUSBAND OR WIFE?
THROUGH ALL THE SHIT & STRIFE
STUCK TOGETHER, NO MATTER WHAT
WHEN HE PROPOSED YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID "NOT"!
ATTACHED TO EACH OTHER BY A BALL & CHAIN
& KNOWING NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN?
A LIGHT NEVER CAME ON 
IN THE CORNERS OF YOUR BRAIN!
BOUND TOGETHER BY YOUR VOWS
IN SOME STRANGE WAY,  & SOME HOW!
COS THERE,S NO WAY OUT
OF THIS MARRIAGE THING NOW!
OR END UP BREAKING YA BLOODY VOW,S!
DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING
WHEN I AGREED TO GET MARRIED?
I SHOULD HAVE RUN WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE
INSTEAD OF BEING CARRIED
NOW I,M A MRS. IT,S LAUNDRY & DISHES!
STUCK WITH A MR, WHOSE ANNOYING & PISSES
MY HUBBY STUCK HIS HEAD ROUND THE DOOR." 
& SAID  " YEAH WHEN 10 MINUTES BEFORE
I,WOULD OF FUCKING  MISSED HER
& IF I HADNT BEEN STUPID ENOUGH TO KISS HER
IF I REMEMBER RIGHTLY, SHE EVEN GAVE ME A BLISTER
NOW WERE A FRIGGING MRS & MR!!!
UNTIL DEATH DO US PART
WELL & TRULY STUCK WITH THE OLE FART

Tracy Timothy xx