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Balls

Balls

I need to grow a pair
little ones with lots of hair
thick

Maybe
full, proud ones,
always rearing to go
slick

glossed and moisturized ones?
sleek

I’d be forever looking down there
peek

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lodigiana

this made me roar with laughter! it's such a 'blokey' thing to doΒ  but we have all looked at our loved ones checking them out in case they've unknowingly dropped off!!! I love a good bit of comedic poetry- (I have done a few myself)Β  and it just lightens up the day! thank you for sharing this loved it! xx
Lodigiana

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Susan O'Reilly

thanks a mil so glad you got my humour slΓ‘inte x

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Syd

???? Class. - SydΒ 

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