Basketball Brain

Imagine if I possessed stunning good looks

Along with an adorable personality

I'd have to beat the ladies off with a stick

Sure love it if this was reality

Hollywood would continually be bugging me

To make millions from my glorious kisser

Certainly be renowned the whole world over

But dear Cathie, I'd surely miss her

I'd send for her as soon as I bought a mansion

Overlooking the beautiful sea

Would say farewell to my bevy of beauties

So honoured to have had a piece of me

This cyber world allows for such musing

I could actually be of the opposite sex

Now I've really got you wondering haven't I

So you never know what to expect

Well I must confess I'm a ten year old genius

With a brain the size of a basketball

Eat gigabytes of data, morning, noon and night

And spit out gobs of wisdom to all

Imagine if I possessed stunning good looks

Dream on you old geezer, dream on

A major overhaul would certainly be necessary

And I don't think you've got that long