Poem -

BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!

BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!

How the hell do you do that?
Are you some sort of 
Magician Cat?...
I dont see you using any string...
Can you teach me ....
This levitation thing? 

"Ssshhhhhh ....I need to concentrate"
"Ok...I'll tell ya"
"Because your my mate!"

......Firstly I just close my eyes....
and  imagine I'm a bird....
And I can fly...
High through the sky...
I know it sounds absurd.......

But then suddenly...
I feel so free...
As I begin to rise...
Naturally....

I haven't really tried it much
I still need to give it a finishing touch.
So maybe...
Next time I should think of space....
"Beam me up Scotty"....
"Im outta this place!".

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Carey Milton

Haha Cherie..Glad you like my weird side also!
Become one with the cat....thats what I do....lol
I am the cat... :)

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Andrew Swanson

Carey...What a creative unique poem....I love it! 
I laughed so hard....Had to give you a vote for some gold comedy...hahahaha

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