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BECAUSE..I CAN !?x

BECAUSE..I CAN !?x

DO YOU KNOW WHY I LICKĀ 
MY BALLS? BECAUSE I CAN !
I WONDER IF MY OWNER WOULD ?
HE.S A VERY SEXY MAN!
I COULD LICK HIS FOR HIM!
& HE COULD LICK MINE!
THAT,S GOING A BIT FAR
I,VE WELL CROSSED THE LINE!
THE POOR FUCKER,S NOT
AS LUCKY..AS ME!
SO..IF YOU,LL EXCUSE ME
I,M GOING TO ME BED!
TO LICK MINE, FOR AN HOUR OR 2!
THEN I,LL BE JUST FINE!
UNLUCKY MATE.......
PERHAP,S ANOTHER TIME ?
I BET YOU WISH.IT WAS YOU ?
Ā 

Tracy Timothy xx

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