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B.E.C.K.H.A.M ....X

B.E.C.K.H.A.M ....X

B...BRING IT ON 

E...ASILY REMOVE YA THONG !

C...ARESS YA PERFECTLY ERECT BIG ONE! 

K...ISS IT VERY SLOWLY, FOR VERY LONG !

H...ORNEY AS FUCK, WONT BE LONG

A...RIGHT GOOD MOUTH FULL,  OF HIM
           " DONT CUM !"

M..AD AS FUCK THAT... THAT AINT ME !!!!

LAYING ALL OVER DAVID BECKHAM ! X

STILL..WISHFUL THINKING & DREAMING ON 
THAT WAS ME...., ENTERING HIS THONG !
BENDING IT LIKE BECKHAM & HIS GOLDEN BALLS !
& THAT WAS MY HAND THAT WAS IN HIS SMALLS
SCORING A NICE HOLE IN ONE !
& GETTING THE BLOODY JOB DONE !
WISHING THAT I WAS THE ONE ?
IN THE BACK OF THE NET 
THAT HE WOULD NEVER FORGET ! X
YOU LUCKY BITCH X POSH BECKHAM !
THIS IS WHAT I,D LIKE TO DO TO HIM..I RECKON
HOPE YOU DONT MIND. WHILE I BORROW HIM A SECOND
SO I CAN BEND IT...WITH DAVID BECKHAM

Tracy Timothy xx

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Tracy Timothy

I HAVE JUST UPDATED BECKHAM ! COULDNT GET HIM OUT OF MY MIND LOL XX ENJOY

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