" BEING AN ARSE-HOLE "!?X

" BEING AN ARSE-HOLE IS ALL PART OF MY MANLY ESSENCE!
EVERY WORD OUT MY MOUTH IS ALL JUST PRETENCE?
IT DOES NOT NEED TO MAKE ANY SENSE!
COS, I AIM FOR BIRDS WHO ARE A BIT DENSE
ITS AMAZING WHO YOU MEET OVER THE FENCE
OR OUT IN YOUR SUNNY GARDEN
WAITING FOR A GLIMPSE OF MRS ARDEN
WHO ALWAYS SAYS PARDON
WHILST PLAYING WITH HER PUSSY IN THE GARDEN
WHICH GIVES ME A HARD ON!
ALL BLOODY DAY LONG!
I WISH SHE,D PARDON MY SHLONG
FOR A BIT OF AFTERNOON DELIGHT
& THEN JOG HER ON..YEAH RIGHT!
I BET HER PUSSY,S NICE & TIGHT?
THEN BACK INTO ARSE-HOLE MODE
GOT ENOUGH BULL-SHIT TO FILL A CAMODE!
BY THE TIME THE NEXT COMES ALONG 
SHE WONT KNOW WHATS RIGHT OR WRONG ?
IF I WAS NOT SO DESPERATE FOR A BIT 
MY WORDS WOULD NOT BE SO FULL OF SHIT 
I OPEN MY MOUTH & OUT THE SHIT FLOWS 
& WHAT COMES OUT NO FUCKER KNOWS ?
BUT DEFINATLY KEEPS THE GIRLS ON THEIR TOES!
I DO NOT DO THE THING CALLED " LOVE "
IN THE LEAGUE OF ARSE-HOLES
I AM THE TOP GOUV !!!!!!!?

Tracy Timothy xx