" BERYL.S 1ST DATE...WHOSE LATE !?"X

" I,VE GOT AN ALMOST BLIND 1ST DATE, WITH AKA SUPER SQUIRREL !
WHO LIVES NEAR BY, DOWN IN THE WIRREL!
I AM BERYL & HIS REAL NAME IS CYRIL
WE MET LAST WEEK , ON PLENTY OF FISH
& IN HIS PROFILE, HE LOOKED A DISH?
HE ASKED ME , TO MAKE A WISH
I THOUGHT HE WAS TAKING THE PISS ?
WHEN HE SAID, THAT I WAS TOP OF HIS LIST !?
MY 1ST THOUGHT WAS, THAT HE WAS PISSED ?
HE PROMISED ME OUR DATE WOULD BE BLISS ?
AS I WAS CONTEMPLATING SLITTING MY WRISTS ?
HE SAID, ID FALL IN LOVE AFTER ONE KISS ?
& I THOUGHT, THAT ID LIKE A BIT OF THIS !
I WISH HE,D HURRY UP, IM DYING FOR A PISS
& I DONT KNOW HOW LONG, I CAN STAND 
LOOKING GORGEOUS LIKE THIS !
JUST MY LUCK , SHIT & FUCK !
HE MUST BE RUNNING LATE ?
& MY BLADDERS ABOUT TO BURST ITS GATE !
& IM FINDING IT, IMPOSSIBLE TO WAIT !
AS I FEEL , OUR MEETING WAS FATE ?!
I MAY HAVE TO POP BEHIND THE TREE
& TRY NOT TO PISS ON MY SCARF , WHILE I PEE
& LET IT RUN DOWN MY LEGS WITH WEE !
OR GOD KNOW,S WHAT HE.LL THINK OF ME ?
HE HAS 5 MORE MINUTES, I,LL WAIT UNTIL 3
SO I CAN RELIEVE MYSELF IN THE LAVATORY
& THAT,LL BE THE LAST, HE SEE,S OF ME !
I,LL HAVE A CRAFTY LITTLE FAG
OUT OF ME GORGEOUS RED LITTLE BAG
I CANT BE DOING WITH ALL THE AGG
I THOUGHT I HAD THIS ONE IN THE BAG?
ITS TIMES JUST LIKE THIS
WHEN YA BURSTING FOR A PISS
WHEN YOU COULD DO WITH A PISS BAG !
LETS FACE IT, I,LL NEVER BE A WAG?
RIGHT IM OFF, IM FINISHED ME FAG
& HE,S PROBABLY STOOD ME UP
FOR SOME DIRTY SQUIRREL SLAG!?
I WISH ID OF DELETED HIS PROFILE
INSTEAD OF PRESSING TAG
AS THERE,S NO WAY IM PISSING 
IN MY BRAND NEW HAND BAG!
SO MUCH FOR GOING THAT EXTRA MILE ?
SHAME THO, HE HAD SUCH A LOVELY SMILE 
& I MUST REMOVE HIM OFF OF SPEED DIAL
THEN AFTER THAT IM DELETING HIS FILE 
I REALLY THOUGHT THAT HE WAS THE ONE ?
& NOW I REALLY MUST RUN
AS PISSING DOWN YA  LEGS, IS NOT MY STYLE 
THAT IS JUST LIKE CYRIL ....WRONG, DIRTY & VILE 
& HIS NAME WILL APPEAR, ON THE LET DOWN PILE !"

Tracy Timothy xx