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~Best Friend~

~Best Friend~

With your goofy ways,
And your heart felt days,
I am proud to call you my brother,
Even if you come from another mother.

There are days you annoy,
some days I wonder if its a ploy.
You have a way to get on my nerves,
One day you will get what you deserve.

Through all our differences,
I wouldn't trade you for an instant.
Your heart is like gold,
Now be a good boy and do as you're told.

We may argue and fight,
Yet we always do what is right.
You are my best friend, 
No matter what i'll do as I intend.

I will keep you forever,
side by side we will do it together.
I will say you're like a bro.
Now stop being a damn ho. 

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