Poem -
Big Boobies Rule
Did someone just mention nudie beaches
Where inhibitions are thrown to the wind
Divesting oneself of the rules of society
Exposing all our lily white skin
Where voluptuousness causes virile males
To babble incoherently and drool
This is not to disparage the lesser endowed
But it's always been BIG BOOBIES RULE
Don't have to be large and well shaped orbs
Small and perky can still turn my head
A female's appeal has a very wide range
Must be upright and preferably not dead
As long as her body has all the main parts
In a relatively organized manner
It's immaterial to most virile young males
When viewing with his built-in scanner
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Comments
Hey boobman Jack, I can't help but share a common interest with you on this one what can I say im a guy lol. Good write brother I think its awesome to show a different side of man it is in fact our natural reactions allstars.
Contrary to what I've written here, I am more in favour of cute and perky!!! LOL Oh Ya!!!
Hey Santa jack!!..........guess there will be some happy presents for X-mas this year!! (lol!).........but........for me personally..........more than a handful is a waste..........your poem though.......is REALLY creative........made me laugh.......especially; "when viewing with his built in scanner" ~ way cool bro!!........all stars...........peace............T xo
Had fun with this one, Tony!!! LOL Us guys eh!!! Thanks for dropping by with your fun
comments! Cheers!!!
Hey jack . As long as her body has all the parts . Organized as well. Very funny write jack. Cheers to you
Hope you're taking good care of that sweet lady! By what she says, you're a good man... YEEHAW!!! Cheers!
Thanks jack . You are a sweet soul. I treat her right and would never do anything to hurt her. I love her too much
This is too funny! I love your perspective on this topic. Ever since I can remember people have been asking me if mine are real or fake so I'll say it now yes mine are real. I'm blessed God gave them to me and I have nothing against women who do have theirs done. It's all in what makes someone feel comfortable about themselves. An add to my favs!
Val ❤️
As an aside, my first wife Linda was lesser endowed. So in her forties, she had her breasts enlarged. In her mid-fifties, she passed away from breast cancer! :( Love, Santa xoxox
Wow I was not expecting that. I am so sorry. My deepest condolences.
With Love,
Val ❤️
Thank you dear Val!!! I have since re-married, to her younger sister for the last 14 years! How about them apples! LOL