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Big Bruvver 2013

Big Bruvver  2013

Another, Big Bruvver, near,s it,s close

Who , will win, nobody know.s

Only 6 left, who will it be?

The twin,s count as one

Leaving Sam,Soph Dex Gina & Charlie

Hazel left friday night

To a barrage of boo,s

Leaving 5, to fight the fight

Who will win? Who will loose?

The whole series has passed by

Without any kisse.s or sex

Thank god Callum,s gone,

He remind,s me of my ex

I bet Charlie is glad her mum left early

After finding out.....

He,d been with a daughter & mum

Quite rightly !? she did shout

& changed her mind on Callum

Dexter has moved in on charlie, since then

But Charlie like,s to play with men!

Dan left early, one of my favourite,s

But must have drove them all mad

With his detective behaviour

Woolfey,,was a dirty lezz

Who picked her nose & spat

& oggled all the girl,s

Wishing ... She could have that

Sally was cool. covered in tat.s

But had a bigĀ gob,they couldn,t stand that

Jamima,s not even worth a mention

Poor Sam & her unwanted attention

Which one of the 5 will it be?

I was hoping it would be Daley!

Until he showed another side

Of his handsome self

& revealed a very ugly side

When his hand.s went round her throat

After Hazel pulled his short,s down

Probably, Not as good as " his boat"

My opinion of him changed that day

& i,m glad that he,s gone away!

Gina,s glad that Hazel,z gone

The arguing has stopped

I think if she,s of stayed

She,d of smacked her in the gob

I don,t want Dexter to win

Although he,s had an emotional journey!

He,s slept with a 1000 girl.s???!!!!

& i find that very grimey

The twin boy,s freak me out

If i tell you the truth

The double sarcasm & comment,s

I would hit the roof

& leave my head spinning

Cant believe there are 2 of em

But can,t see them winning

Gina dont need to win

As she.s already rich

But sort that fucking weave out!!!

As soon as poss, ya poor bitch

Which leaves Soph, Sam & Charlie

Out of those 3, wish Charlie would be next

But love both Sophie & Sam

Who will the public pick?

I like looking at Sam,s body

Bet,, he,s got a big prick lol

Back to the matter ,, in hand

My mind lost track just then

I think that Sam the Man, should win !

Because, he,s been so upfront

About his limited hearing

It must have been much harder

But at least he can turn it off

Make sure Sam , ya batteries are charged

When they announce The Winner

Or other wise ya may not hear

Whilst at the table eating diiner x

Tracy Timothy xx

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