Big Bruvver 2013

Another, Big Bruvver, near,s it,s close
Who , will win, nobody know.s
Only 6 left, who will it be?
The twin,s count as one
Leaving Sam,Soph Dex Gina & Charlie
Hazel left friday night
To a barrage of boo,s
Leaving 5, to fight the fight
Who will win? Who will loose?
The whole series has passed by
Without any kisse.s or sex
Thank god Callum,s gone,
He remind,s me of my ex
I bet Charlie is glad her mum left early
After finding out.....
He,d been with a daughter & mum
Quite rightly !? she did shout
& changed her mind on Callum
Dexter has moved in on charlie, since then
But Charlie like,s to play with men!
Dan left early, one of my favourite,s
But must have drove them all mad
With his detective behaviour
Woolfey,,was a dirty lezz
Who picked her nose & spat
& oggled all the girl,s
Wishing ... She could have that
Sally was cool. covered in tat.s
But had a bigĀ gob,they couldn,t stand that
Jamima,s not even worth a mention
Poor Sam & her unwanted attention
Which one of the 5 will it be?
I was hoping it would be Daley!
Until he showed another side
Of his handsome self
& revealed a very ugly side
When his hand.s went round her throat
After Hazel pulled his short,s down
Probably, Not as good as " his boat"
My opinion of him changed that day
& i,m glad that he,s gone away!
Gina,s glad that Hazel,z gone
The arguing has stopped
I think if she,s of stayed
She,d of smacked her in the gob
I don,t want Dexter to win
Although he,s had an emotional journey!
He,s slept with a 1000 girl.s???!!!!
& i find that very grimey
The twin boy,s freak me out
If i tell you the truth
The double sarcasm & comment,s
I would hit the roof
& leave my head spinning
Cant believe there are 2 of em
But can,t see them winning
Gina dont need to win
As she.s already rich
But sort that fucking weave out!!!
As soon as poss, ya poor bitch
Which leaves Soph, Sam & Charlie
Out of those 3, wish Charlie would be next
But love both Sophie & Sam
Who will the public pick?
I like looking at Sam,s body
Bet,, he,s got a big prick lol
Back to the matter ,, in hand
My mind lost track just then
I think that Sam the Man, should win !
Because, he,s been so upfront
About his limited hearing
It must have been much harder
But at least he can turn it off
Make sure Sam , ya batteries are charged
When they announce The Winner
Or other wise ya may not hear
Whilst at the table eating diiner x
Tracy Timothy xx
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