Poem -

Bill Can't Behave at A Funeral

Bill Can't Behave at A Funeral

Ariana
What were
you thinking
dressing
as You Did?

You performed
with a voice of an Angel
Yet Bill's tongue
was half way 
up your dress
At Aretha's Funeral

With that said
You have the
right to show
off those
curves
and 
Unless
you were
dressed
in a Burka
Bill's
Tongue
would
have
ultimately
found its
way

The advocator
for Women's
right
Continues
to 
have
problems
with impulse
control
However
at
least
he had
enough
sense
to have
Hilary
seated
on the
other
side
While popping
viagra pills
with the Reverend Sharpton ...........................................
 

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Valerie Beasley...

GT you hit that tap dead center...loved this write!!!  I was thinking the same thing!!!  That dress was pretty short which made Bill C a very happy man!  

ve
 

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