BIRTHDAY BOY!!

Hey sexy, it’s your birthday!

And I’m cooking up a storm

Making something hot and tasty

To keep you feeling warm

It’s not what you would think

Not a meal for us to eat

It’s more a little nibble

Just a tasty little treat

Had to strip back to the basics

Wouldn’t want to make a mess

Just put my little pinny on

Don’t want to ruin my dress

The whisk it is now flying

And the kitchen’s in a state

Getting hot and frantic

Now I think I’m running late

I love you sexy fella

I’ve been planning birthday fun

Want to make you feel real special

Thought I’d put it in a ‘bun’!

I know you love a muffin

Cos you say it all the time

All firm around the outside

And a centre so sublime

Well I’m trying really hard

But my baking isn’t good

So I’m hoping that the eye candy

Will fill you like it should

Your tooth is real sweet

And my ass is so damn hot

So come and have a piece of me

And show me what you’ve got! 

Happy Birthday hubby xxx