Blabbermouth

Never know what's coming out of my mouth

Was once in a store in Cape Cod

Some lady clumsily knocked over a stand

Blurted out, “Look what you've done, my god!”

In an elevator in the heart of downtown Toronto

A lady hit the button for the second floor

I blurted out, “That's only one floor up,”

“you could've walked up and got there before!”

She came back with “What! And burn a calorie?”

“Are you outta your cotton-pickin' mind?”

I thanked her and wished her a very good night

Happy I didn't end up on my behind

Never know what's coming out of my mouth

Had a few not too pleasant adventures

Like my first day as a nervous bank teller

Said to a lady, “may I help you, SIR!”

Really gotta learn to keep my big trap shut

Fortunate to have survived this long

It's better to mumble and drool like an idiot

Or dance and sing children's songs!