Poem -

Black coffee

Black coffee

I just had a coffe,
It really wasent bad,
Ran out of cream so I had it
just black
No milk in the cow none for the calf

No flavours no creamers 
No fancy place mat

I had lots of sugar
So I just used that
My coffees dangourous 
Now that’s a fact

I wrote this poem in under two minutes
I watered the dog and
took out the plants
Picked my toe nails and
clipped my Bugers

That’s when I realized I shoulda bought milk  ,!
 I whitend my coffee with a hf cup of sugar!

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Edward Williams

Thanks Cherri that was my aim good chuckle is good for the soul

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