Blackmail And A White Man

They say a black male may be better endowed,
albeit ethnic, good looking and rather loud,
someone said it's not true, only silly hype,
there are plenty around if you want that type.

I asked what was the best language to make love in,
they said German but they didn't know where to begin,
they didn't know about the universal joint,
only keep asking about what was the point.

Who was it who sang about second-hand emotion,
if they wanted something 'real,' they had no notion,
no idea about how that strange union works,
or the pitfalls, traps and disaster that lurks,

This life is a blackmail which leaves little choice,
and often it's the white male with the lucky voice,