Blame it on .... ( forgive me folks!! )

The time of year for party games
and foods that will impart
that special atmosphere  created
By the wondrous Christmas Fart.
 
Lets not pretend we never do
Because as kids we know,
no matter quite how posh you are
Even the Queen will blow!!
 
The breakfast feast  will bring a smile
To every parents heart,
combined with beans and Brussel sprouts
We have the Christmas Fart!
 
Old grandad snoozing in the chair
replete on chocolate log,
but bowels like bellows sounding out,
just blame it on the dog
 
So eat, drink and be merry!
And raise your glass to cheer
And don’t forget to open wide
The windows till it clears
 
Merry Christmas and good cheer to all my Cosmo Family xxxx!!