BLOG,BLOG,BLOG

Blog, blog , blog 
What is a blog?
I’ll tell you exactly 
What it is 
And it goes something
Like this!

Hey you 
I had a good day 
Spoke to my friends
They seemed ok 
Had a bit of lunch 
Got drunk on punch 
Fell over 
My bones 
Went crunch 
Wish I hadn’t
bothered Now
going out for lunch 

Spent the day
in the hospital ward
took three hours 
now I’m totally bored 
stared at the ceiling 
then stared at the floor 
counted the tiles 
until couldn’t
count anymore 

Got home 
my legs in plaster 
my hair is a mess 
quick fix 
no disaster 
time for tea
I fancy some pasta
Might plat my hair 
And look like a raster

looked in the mirror 
sigh, 
oh dearie me 
this will never do 
my hair looks
like poo
time for a lesson 
I’ll show you some tricks 
watch me now 
I’ll show you a quick fix 

Put on some lippy 
Eye shadow too
Curl those lashes 
Add mascara
That will suit you   

A bit of blusher 
A dab 
Here and there 
You want to look 
Pretty 
So people turn and stare 

Get those straighteners 
Straiten that hair
listen to my voice
as I blog 
from my chair

Time for bed now
It’s been a long day 
Goodnight to my fans 
Oh. 
My leg is ok

Hurts a little 
But I’ll 
cope with the pain  
even though this 
itch is driving me insane 

Catch you guys tomorrow 
we’ll have a fun day 
don’t miss my blog
I’ll be speaking to Kay 

You know her right? 
She’s my best friend 
We’re like sisters
and she likes to set
new trends 

We’ll try on some dresses 
that fit real tight 
with my assemble
you will look 
dynamite 

So this was my day 
I’ll share again tomorrow
If that’s ok? 
Thank you for watching 
Time for lights out 
One last thing to say 
Before I shut my pc down  
Goodnight to my fans
Peace out