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A BLONDE JOKE !?X

A BLONDE JOKE !?X

HERE,S A BLONDE JOKE FOR YA!
LET,S SEE IF YOU GET IT?
WHAT,S THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN ME & A MOSQUITO?
A MOSQUITO WILL STOP SUCKINGĀ 
AFTER YOU SLAP IT !!?
I DIDNT GET IT AT FIRST
IT TOOK A WHILE TO SINK IN !
BUT AFTER A GOOD SLAPPING
FROM MY BOY FRIEND!
I WAS STILL HARD SUCKING!
ITĀ DIDNT STOP ME !
BUT ITĀ DID STOP HIM!!
I REALISED THE JOKE
IT FINALLY SUNK IN !
& WHILE HE LAY DYING
I GOT A RIGHT GOOD POKING!
THE POOR MISQUITO.!!.
"I WAS ONLY JOKING!"
HE IS NO LONGER SUCKING!
TOO BAD MATE !!
I,M GETTING A RIGHT GOOD FUCKING!
WHILE HIS DAY,S OF SUCKINGĀ 
ARE WELL & TRULY OVER!
WE ARE ROLING IN THE CLOVER!
SERVES HIM RIGHT, FOR SUCKING
SOMEONE ..WHO DONT BELONG
TO HIM EITHER !!??X

Tracy Timothy xx
Ā 

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