Poem -

A BLONDE JOKE !?X

A BLONDE JOKE !?X

HERE,S A BLONDE JOKE FOR YA!
LET,S SEE IF YOU GET IT?
WHAT,S THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN ME & A MOSQUITO?
A MOSQUITO WILL STOP SUCKING 
AFTER YOU SLAP IT !!?
I DIDNT GET IT AT FIRST
IT TOOK A WHILE TO SINK IN !
BUT AFTER A GOOD SLAPPING
FROM MY BOY FRIEND!
I WAS STILL HARD SUCKING!
IT DIDNT STOP ME !
BUT IT DID STOP HIM!!
I REALISED THE JOKE
IT FINALLY SUNK IN !
& WHILE HE LAY DYING
I GOT A RIGHT GOOD POKING!
THE POOR MISQUITO.!!.
"I WAS ONLY JOKING!"
HE IS NO LONGER SUCKING!
TOO BAD MATE !!
I,M GETTING A RIGHT GOOD FUCKING!
WHILE HIS DAY,S OF SUCKING 
ARE WELL & TRULY OVER!
WE ARE ROLING IN THE CLOVER!
SERVES HIM RIGHT, FOR SUCKING
SOMEONE ..WHO DONT BELONG
TO HIM EITHER !!??X

Tracy Timothy xx
 

Like 0 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.
Poem -

" The Brightest Star...

" The Brightest Star In The Sky !"x

" 365, Painful days have passed, Since i lost my beautiful Mum !
I am no further forward, Not very...

Poem -

" Bollocks..To This !?...

" Bollocks..To This !?"

left..." It really is time for us, To stop talking bollocks !
We aint got a hope in hell, Of getting...

Poem -

" I Do Fear.. About...

" I Do Fear.. About Your Verbal Diarrhea !?"

" You have told me , So many dirty lies !!
That another shit-load, Is no surprise ?
Your...

Latest poems in Comedy

Poem -

Matthew Scott Harris may be...

Matthew Scott Harris may be...

cunctatious, flirtatious, and unostentatious,
plus being calm, cool and collected,
but he...

Poem -

OUR WORLD

OUR WORLD

Things seem different?

Maybe, your brain is buzzing...

Maybe, things seem brighter......

Poem -

August 13th, 2025 – twenty...

August 13th, 2025 – twenty six plus years since awful series of unfortunate events

The following poem posted about a half hour before the bewitching hour that spelled calamity (which though...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com