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BLOODY HELL LOVE !?X

BLOODY HELL LOVE !?X

" BLOODY HELL LOVE !"
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR TEA ?
YOUR FARTS KEEP BLOWING
THE QUILT OFF OF ME !
EACH TIME YOU BLOW 
UP THE QUILT GOES
I,M GLAD YOUR FAST ASLEEP!
COS I AM FUCK N FROZE
& THE ONLY THING THAT IS WARM
ARE YOUR FARTS & MY TOES
IT MUST HAVE BEEN ALL THOSE 
SPROUTS YOU HAD . I SURPOSE ?
DONT THINK YOU,LL BE 
EATING THE,M AGAIN. MY DEAR ROSE
OR I,LL BE ON MY BLOODY TOES!

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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