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BLOODY HOUSE-WORK !?X

BLOODY HOUSE-WORK !?X

HOUSE-WORK & CHORES ARE NEVER ENDING !
NO SOONER.. HAVE YA DONE IT!
IT NEED,S BLOODY DOING AGAIN!?
DUST KEEP,S SETTLING EVERY-WHERE!
NO MATTER, HOW OFTEN YA DO IT !?
IT MUST BE IN THE AIR!
HOW EVER LITTLE OR MUCH YOU CARE?
SOME USE A WET CLOTH
OR POLISH &A DUSTER!
SOME DONT BOTHER AT ALL
THE STRENGTH OR EFFORT
IT TAKES.TO MUSTER
TO RUN THE HOOVER ABOUT
" GET YOUR FEET UP !" I SHOUT!
CYLINDER OR UPRIGHT
WHICH EVER YOU MAY HAVE !?
OR. A DUST-PAN & BRUSH
IF YA HAPPEN TO BE IN A RUSH!?
THE WINDOWS NEED WASHING !
INSIDE & OUT.UNLESS YOU CATCH
THE WINDOW CLEANER
& GIVE HIM A SHOUT!
THE BATHROOMS THE WORSE!
SKID MARKS DOWN THE TOILET!
PISS ON THE FLOOR
NO-ONE WILL OWN UP TO. I,M SURE!
TOOTHPASTE IS STUCK ON THE SINK!
THERE,S A TIDE MARK ROUND THE BATH!
" IF YOU THINK I,M DOING THAT !" 
YOUR HAVING A BLOODY LAUGH!
THE KITCHENS NOT MUCH BETTER
FAT SPLASHED. ALL OVER THE COOKER
PEELINGS & OLE T-BAGS
BLOCKING UP THE SINK!
WISH IT COULD CLEAN
UP IT-SELF. I THINK!
GRAVY DROPLET,S .ON THE FLOOR
KID.S FINGER PRINTS ALL OVER THE DOOR!
TIRED OF CLEANING.NOT MUCH MORE!
DOG HAIR,S CONSTANTLY..ON THE CARPET
& ALL OVER THE BED
MALTING ALL SUMMER LONG. I DO DREAD!
HAVE TO BRUSH IT EVERY DAY!
WHILST. STILL STRETCHING & YAWNING
" WHAT MESS NEEDS
CLEANING UP TODAY !"
" I WISH IT WOULD .JUST GO AWAY!"
I NEED A HOUSE WORK FAIRY
TO COME & HELP ME OUT 
INSTEAD OF JUST STUCK ON THE BOTTLE
OF YA WASHING - UP LIQUID
NOT DOING NOUGHT!
THE FLOORS NEED BLEACHING
WITH A MOP & BUCKET
" I,M SO KNACKERED NOW..
SO FUCK IT !"
THE WASHING NEEDS DOING 
BABY PANTS WITH POO IN !
IRONING PILED UP TO THE CEILING!
THAT,S FAR FROM APPEALING!
HUBBIE,S WORK CLOTHES
ON THE FLOOR!
" I,VE JUST FUCKING CLEANED
THAT!" I ROAR!
SOX THAT STAND UP BY THEMSELVES!
SMELLING RANK & CRUSTY
QUICK . GET THEM IN THE MACHINE
BEFORE THEY CAUSE MORE DUSTING!
A WOMANS WORK .IS NEVER DONE !
NO HELP OFFERED DAY AFTER DAY
FOR..VERY LITTLE PAY!
I FIND THAT VERY OFFENDING!
DAY AFTER DAY 
YEAR AFTER YEAR
IF. I DONT CLEAN UP 
I,LL LIVE IN APIG-STY .I FEAR
UNLESS YOU WANT TO LIVE IN RUIN ?
A LIFE-TIME OF HOUSE-WORK
IS WHAT...I,M DOING!?X

Tracy Timothy xx

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BLOSSOM

Did you write that one for me Tracy Lol!  Oh how I can relate ha ha :)

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