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BLOODY WASHING DAY !?X

BLOODY WASHING DAY !?X

I DONT KNOW WHAT MUMMY,S 
DONE WITH MY TEDDY!?
I NEED IT NOW
IT,S TIME FOR BEDDIE!
& EVEN MY FLOPPY BUNNY!
THIS REALLY ISN,T FUNNY!
I HAVE TO HAVE 
HIM AT BED-TIME!
I BET SHE,S DROWNED HIM 
& HUNG HIM ON THE LINE!
HE KEEP,S THE BOGEY MAN AWAY
SHE DIDN,T TELL ME
IT WAS BLOODY WASHING DAY!
IT,S BLOODY SCAREY IN HERE!
I BET SHE,S PEGGED HIM
UP BY HIS POOR LITTLE EAR!
I BETTER WATCH THAT
I DONT DISAPPEAR
THAT WILL BE THE LAST TIME
YOU SEE. THIS CUTE LITTLE REAR!?X

Tracy Timothy xx

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Jimmy Arnold

Tracy,

Cherie summed this up very well and you deserve a standing ovation for this one and this weeks offered, (Hilarious Award)...You did a wonderful job with this and every word fit, as though it was a well put together puzzle.....Much love and perfect piece of poetry....You told the innocent story of the picture attached to the (T)......

Wonderful poem,

Jim

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Tracy Timothy

wow  jimmy i,m touched by your compliments! i,m very glad you enjoy  my poetry
thank you so muchx

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Carey Milton

Tracy x

This is another definate  fave of mine hun..Amongst the scores of your other poems lol...Cute and cuddly write... A 5'er and nom from me babe...I just feel all gooey  x

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Tracy Timothy

YOUR SO KIND CAREY X YA JUST WANNA BITE THAT BUM DONT YA LOL X THANKS FOR YOU VOTE BABE

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