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BLOW MY OWN TRUMPET !?X

BLOW MY OWN TRUMPET !?X

YOU WOULDN,T THINK I WRITE POETRY!Ā 
IF, YOU WERE TO LOOK AT MEĀ 
COS I AINT GOT NO CHOICE YOU SEE
AN OLE SOUL OF A POETESS
THAT IS STILL HAUNTING ME
SO I JUST ACCEPT IT & LET IT BE
DESPITE, NOT LOOKING THE PART YOU SEE!
GOT TATTOOS CREEPING ALL OVER MEĀ 
NOT SOMEONE YOU,D EXPECT TO SEE IN THE LIBRARY
SO REMEMBER THAT BEFORE YOU JUDGE ME!
A 50 ISH GLAMORUS GRANNIEĀ 
I WRITE LOADS ABOUT COCK & FANNY!
& LOADS MORE STORIES OFĀ JACK & DANNY
WITH SHORTĀ BLEACHED BLONDE HAIR
WITH ME TATT,S STREWN EVERYWHERE
FULL OF SHIT, LIKE THE BIG OLE BEAR!
DUMPING IN THE WOODS
WITHOUT A FUCK N CARE !
SO MAKE SURE YOUR WELL PREPAREDĀ 
COME ON NOW, DONT BE SCARED
I THINK MY STYLE IS PRETTY RARE?
NO-ONE I KNOW, WITH WHOM TO COMPARE!
SOME THINK I AM SHIT HOT ?
SO I,LL BLOW MY OWN TRUMPET!
& THEN OUT THEY TROT!
STILL NOT A BAD BIT OF CRUMPET
A BIT LOOSE, BUT NO STRUMPET!!
I LOVE THE POETESS INSIDE ME..PUMPING ITĀ 
& THERE APPEARS, MORE OF ME USUAL SHIT !
& THE POETESS INSIDE OF MEĀ 
WHO MAKES ME WRITE IT
GIVING ME SUCH BRAGGING RIGHTS!
AS SHE ALLOWS MY PEN
TO ALWAYS TAKE FLIGHT X
& HOPEFULLY BETWEEN US BOTH
WE ALWAYS GET IT RIGHT ?

Tracy Timothy xx

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Dan Ferem

Fun read, and I think your style is very rare…

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Tracy Timothy

thank god for that hey dan x thanks for reading lol

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Valerie Lynn

Hi Tracy!! Another fabulous write indeed!! This one got me thinking and I know how it is to not look the part of something...I too have tattoos and I love them!! People see me and think I listen to Britney Spears just because of the way my face looks which couldn't be farther from the truth about me. I think it's funny and sad at the same time people expect you to look a certain way. Your rare style of poetry is amazing! I'm definitely a huge fan of your work!! 5*s

Val ā™„ļø

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Tracy Timothy

we can prove them all wrong Val x dont judge a book by its cover thank you for all your compliments i am touched by your lovely words & votes hon , xx im having more ink tonight lol

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