Poem -
Blue Moonies
I was sitting in my chair one day
Not a single care in the world
A filly came by and flashed her blue moonie!
My world began to whirl and twirl
Almost swallowed my dentures
The shock made me quiver and quake
Wasn't sure this old body of mine
Would be strong enough to take
My moustache curled, began to sweat
I asked her in a plaintiff tone
“Why d'ya want to shock me like that?
My heart isn't made of stone!”
She laughed and said, “Didn't you notice
What was scrawled across me bum?”
'Twas a question there, “Do ya like my bootie?”
My invitation to to everyone!”
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Indeed, beauty can kill. LOL!
Thank you brother!!! LOL
I`m on a diet Jack so I`m getting there sweetie so gird ya loins pally me lad because I`ll be getting those size ten jeans one day soon and ize a commin kiddo!!!
Kisses
G xx
Lost 50 lbs. three years go... found most of it again recently!!! LOL
Love, Jack xxx
Hi my sexy beastie boy,
Eeee! my Jack! them there bloody pounds on me are like those bloody black pennies my darling? They just keep flipping coming back like an annoying sodding toothache!! They`re really just bloody big bullies!! Always thinking they`re Top Dog. I tell them to sod off every time I get on the scales but they just keep ignoring me, they`re so flipping ignorant. Anyway, you`re beautiful just the way you are my darling and I love your big sexy cyber cuddles, they make my day wonderful and I couldn`t live without them, so don`t stop sending them over kiddo. That old saying, beauty starts from within is right sweetie and your soul is so beautiful. I don`t like all those bloody stick insects that are always glued to the bloody mirror and some of the silly sods even wear flipping make-up these days!! Will you to look on my profile please and read the poem called PERSONAL ADDS / FOR SALE! It`s one of the Berty and Gerty set. I`m going to post one now called GONE FISHING! For the humour topic. Let me know what you think of them because I hope it makes you laugh honey. It`s my mission to make you smile every day my darling because I love you to pieces. It`s also my mission to tell you I love you every day so that you don`t forget!!!
Have a wonderful Thursday sweetie
G xxxx