" It,s Dia..Bollock...Cal !" x

" I have had to lay down, To rest my heavy balls !
As the sheer weight of em, Cause,s me often to fall
& the need of some respite, Against the nearest wall
It is like carrying around, A couple of bowling balls
& an impossible task, Of getting in a pair of smalls
It is also a nightmare, When ever nature calls 
& I so wish, That they had been quite small ?
Or in a much better proportion, To my tool !
Or, Mother nature, Is such a  fuck n fool ?
As these clearly must belong, To a much bigger animal ! 
I would have much preferred, Them to be at a minimal !!
As the  size that they are, Is clearly bloody criminal !
Which is a burden i have to live with, Which is diabolical ?
& these must belong to an animal, Who is pre-historical ! 
& have no good bloody advantages to me .....At all ?
When ya bollocks are the size of an average beach ball !"

Tracy Timothy xx