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Bonus bugs.....

Bonus bugs.....

Imagine my glee at your email to me, saying "here is a tenner for 'nowt!"
Well let me just say, I logged in straight away but, alas it was nowhere about.
Not one to fold, I did as was told, depositing all I could spare
and true to your word, the match up occurred, 200% was right there.
So I figured there may be a little delay, in finding the freebie I sought
Then while'd away time playing slots for a dime, though in England, it's pence that I bought.
But hours have passed and my joy didn't last, for luck laughed as it emptied my pot.
I've checked time and time for this promise of thine, fingers crossed 'cos I've just spent the lot.....
So please could you look in each cranny and nook, to see if my tenner is there?
And if it should sit in a dusty 'ol pit, just give it a blow in the air, 
then sent it to me via internetee, if you would? Just to show that you care,
in return I will shout to all, in and out, that you're super and brilliant and fair.........

 

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