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BOOB....NOW !!!!!!!!X

BOOB....NOW !!!!!!!!X

MUMMY.. I SAID " BOOOB NOW !!"
YOU SILLY OLE BLOODY COW!
GET YOUR UDDERS OUT!
OR ELSE. I,LL BLOODY SHOUT!
IF YOU DONT HOP TO IT
I SWEAR.I LL DO THE BIGGEST SHIT!
I,LL START CRYING & YOU,LL START SIGHING
I CAN SEE.HOW HARD YOUR TRYING
CAN YA JUST BE QUICK!!
OR I PROMISE.I,LL MAKE MYSELF SICK!
GET YOUR TIT.OVER HERE!
DO I MAKE MYSELF, VERY CLEAR!
OR I.LL BITE AS HARD AS I CAN!
WHEN THEY FINALY APPEAR!
I,LL MAKE YOU SHED A TEAR!
THEN..YOU,LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY REAR
I.LL MAKE IT BLOODY DIARRHOEA!
& YOU,LL HAVE TO GET OUT
ALL THE BABY BLOODY GEAR
I ONLY WANT A SUCK!!
IF YOU HADNT HAD A FUCK!
I WOULDNT EVEN BE HERE!
I HOPE I,VE MADE MYSELF CLEAR???
SO..FEED ME BITCH
IT,S YOUR FAULT I,M HERE!!!!X

Tracy Timothy xx

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