Bovine Bob: ( The Conspiracy Theorist)

O bovine Bob from Barnsley spouts out
His wild, asinine conspiracy
Theories on YouTube. There's no doubt
In Bob's mind that he could possibly
Be wrong about many things. Indeed,
He thinks he is smart, as he believes,
Almost every conspiracy he
Reads about. He is certainly
Not a man of science. O God please
Enough of these fools and all their sheep-
Like followers! I think it's high time
They went back to school. O they are so dense!
They insult most people's intelligence.