Brainstorming (For Me) Generates "Writer's Block"

Lesson obstruction,
but more so an over
whelming flood of ideas
makes dredging, conceiving

than giving birth
to an amenable notion
more difficult than grabbing,
(even a tony tiger) by the tail,

who readily admits
said titled quasi moniker
denoting onset, sans
(to experience authorial dearth)

of satisfactory acceptable theme
(first to pinpoint, than expound)
more accurate generalization
cerebral struggle

regularly visits this Earth
ling, when embarking upon
a literary creative enterprise,
thus gluttonous analogy

to swollen girth
after gorging ravenous
appetite on verge
to keel (crushing

screened iron curtain garrison)
over 'pon arduously
(belching at every
step, viz process),

while lumbering
to heavenly hearth,
(a Homeric Odyssey) filling
the dining hall with mirth,

thus, I hoop fur
ewe dear reader,
spending your time
whiz wool worth

the effort receiving insight about,
how this logophile really
haint goot much clout
to boast, (nor doth,

he...wrack his mind
to coon sitter) himself devout
lee gifted, (cuz...he aint),
nor does yours truly

make pretenses to flout
any arrogance, bombast,
conceit, et cetera,
yet avers pain

staking effort
(akin to sinking grout)
to plug up gushing geyser of
superfluous excess bursting,

competing, and exploding
beyond capacity of this lout
finding me (a
piggish porcine – person)

hogtied with no
recourse but to pout
reaching pig tailed wits end,
as pertains to this poetic scout,
who welcomes inspirational uber lyft
through swiftly tailored
harried sty hill.