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Breathing Is Good

Breathing Is Good

Take a good look at the image above
It's a good example of my daily mood
Nothing can change it, I'm up in the clouds
Feel like prancing round in the nude

Really no reason that comes to mind
But breathing could be a factor
Tried doing without it when I was young
My good sense avoided disaster

Realized I'm quite a normal old duffer
With simple needs and wishes
Nothing special, just a simple pooper
Cept I thrive of wet mushy kisses

Now call me kookie, call me a dreamer
At my age, it's mostly likely true
Ain't dead yet, just a wee bit tattered
Still wearing the same old shoes

Wake up each morn with this dire need
To yell “happy day” to all I see
An overpowering urge to express myself
But before that a dire need to pee!
 

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linda wright

good write linda j wright this poem has lots of charcter

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Jack Ellison

Happy Saturday Miss Linda!!! Lovesies, Jacko xxx

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sparrowsong

Hello Happy Jack...

It's funny people will ask me How are you?

The way I see it I woke up and everything looks fairly familiar so I must be alive...

I didn't wake up Dead...

I must be alright...

Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Jack Ellison

Right on Miss Sparrow, it's all we can expect! I'm happy with that!!! Lovesies, Jacko xxx

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Jack Ellison

Dear dear Cherie... what would a day be like without your loving words!!! Sweet friend of mine, I send you special love and hugs, Santa xxx

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