Broken Heart

Hey kid, you should treat your family better
because someone’s gonna break your heart
Take care of the scars on your chest
Buy yourself some Xanax
and take a stranger out to dinner
Go back to the beach
and build your little brother
a sandcastle (just like he always wanted)
before somebody comes to break your heart
Eat your vegetables and convert to Hinduism
Listen to your great grandmother blab on
while she dominates you
in the last game of scrabble before she dies
Watch the 2003 alcs
until your nine year-old face
looks like a wooden patio
suffering from flood trauma
Use your dad’s favorite bottles of wine
as bowling pins
then tape record him
while he screams at you—
so you can listen to his voice
forever and ever
before someone breaks your heart
Tell a homeless man your life story
then kiss him on the cheek
and tell him that you love him
Because someone’s coming to break your heart
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