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BUGGER..OFF !?X

BUGGER..OFF !?X

OH NO ,,, YOU DONT 
I SAID,,NO MORE
YOU AINT SNEAKING
IN MY BACK DOOR!
I,LL KEEP MY HAND HERE
JUST TO MAKE SURE
ITS AN EXIT,NOT AN ENTRANCE
SO, DEFIES ,THE BLOODY LAW
& YA FAR TO BIG
& IT MAKES ME SORE!
SO YA NOT GETTING PAST
MY WELL PLACED PAW
I,M NOT A BLOODY DART BOARD
THAT,S NO BULLSEYE
THAT YOU,VE SCORED
NO 50 POINTS FOR YOU
WHEN 25 POINTS 
WILL HAVE TO DO ! X

Tracy Timothy xx

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BLOSSOM

Ha ha, nice piccie Tracy, you naughty girl!  Have to say hun totally with you on that one LOL!  :)x

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AUTHOR WILLIAMS...

Tracy Timothy,

EXTREMELY GOOD, I LIKED THE COMEDY, MY APPLAUSE, MY VOTE

I,LL KEEP MY HAND HERE
JUST TO MAKE SURE
ITS AN EXIT,NOT AN ENTRANCE
SO, DEFIES ,THE BLOODY LAW
& YA FAR TO BIG
& IT MAKES ME SORE!
SO YA NOT GETTING PAST
MY WELL PLACED PAW

REGARDS

WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

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