Poem -

Bum Boyz !!?X

Bum Boyz !!?X

Just so right, Nice n tight !

Perfect fit.. Swollen clit !

Your tool of love 

Fits me just like ya favourite gloves !

So.. Get yourself over here !

& slide it in . Deep within

Slip & slide, Right inside

I love the taste of your skin !

Deep inside.. Hell what a ride !

Hit the spot ! Dont you dare stop

Almost there.. Please take care !!

To not slip it up my back door !

Or You.ll be sorry

& end up on the floor !

When your about to come ?

If that goes anywhere near my bum !!?

Cos you,ll be as shocked ?

& ya may loose ya cock !?

While getting me off the ceiling !?

The most un describable feeling

When ya dont see it coming !

But.. If that was ya plan

& you,ve agreed with ya man !?

& like a bit of bumming ??

All well & good ! If ? Ya gave permission ?

Or.. If I were You ! I,d change position !

Or.. He..ll make it his mission !

Turn on your side & clench ya cheeks

To stop the bugger getting in !! : O x

If.. Your gonna do doggie ?

Take good care !

That the exit sign 

Is well in view !!??

At the rear... Just for you x

Tracy Timothy xx

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Jason Lee

HAHA LMAO you saucy bugger Tracy.... 'LIKE' :)

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Tracy Timothy

i might of known you d be the 1st to comment lol x

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