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CALL THIS EXCLUSIVE !?X

CALL THIS EXCLUSIVE !?X

" WILLL I GET A DISCOUNT LOVE?
IF I DONT NEED THE TOP?"
AS YOU CAN SEE I DONT NEED IT!
NOW THAT MY TIT,S HAVE DROPPED!
THEIR HANGING SO LOW
IN MY BOTTOMS THEY ARE!
SO AS YOU CAN SEE
I DEFINATLY DO NOT 
NEED THIS SILLY LITTLE BRA!
THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE 
SWIMWEAR BOUTIQUE?
& MY WOMANLY CURVES 
ARE DEFINATLY UNIQUE !?
" YOU HAVE IT !" I SAID LOVE
JUST FOR YOUR BLOODY CHEEK!
I,M OFF ON ME HOLIDAY NEXT WEEK!
I,LL TAKE THIS ONE IN BLUE TOO!
SO THIS ONE WILL HAVE TO DO!
A NEW HUSBAND IS WHAT I SEEK!
I,LL MAKE ANY MAN,S KNEE,S GO WEAK!
& SHE SAID TO ME 
" GOOD LUCK TO YOU TO!"
SHE SAID I WAS DEFINATLY UNIQUE!
I SAID I,D LET HER KNOW
IF I PULLED ? I TOLD HER
I,D SEE HER IN JUST OVER A WEEK!
" LIKE FUCK I WILL !"
I NEVER EVEN GOT A DISCOUNT
FOR HALF A BIKINI EITHER. BLOODY CHEEK
OR ANYTHING OFF ME BILL !

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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BLOSSOM

Ha ha,

Do your boobs hang low

Do they wobble to and fro

Can you tie them in a knot

Can you tie them in a bow

Made me think of that old classic song LMAO!  A lady with a poetry list as long as this womans boobs, you never fail to make me smile, a little ray of craziness:)

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Tracy Timothy

HEY RACHEL THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR LOVELY WORDS & GOOD DESCRIPTION OF MOI LOL  X

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