Captain Travolta

My plane is parked at the bottom of the  garden,
I can take you anywhere you set your heart on,
Harrison nearly broke his neck the other day,
flying that crappy two-seater so they say,

Cruise has the jacuzzi but I pack an Uzi,
if they don't like my plane, there's no excuzzi.
I used to have a Fever but I had to leave her,
Jack said he couldn't help it when he saw the beaver.

Do you like my stripes and my jaunty cap?
must remember to adjust that goddamn flap,
sometimes it looks like disjointed labia,
they should have used me for Lawrence of Arabia.

You're waiting for me to just mention Grease,
don't worry, Olivia's extending the lease.