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Car parts in bin ?

Car parts in bin ?

Hubby went to our bin this morning
There was loadsa car parts oozing out
He says to me “Hey looks like someone’s dumped stuff in our bin, what’s that all about?”

I answered “Goodness knows but it’s nowt to do with me, wait till our younguns home from work, I bet its probably she”

Well guess what! I was spot on
I know this lass so well
So she lands in from her day at work
I say to her “Come on then tell”

“What have you done to your motor”
She looked at me & said:
“Dammit, I hit a fox last night”
Whilst she was side shaking her head

I replied “ Was it hurt very badly”
Meaning was the fox okay
Then she turned at me in a state of annoyance & went on to say

“ No I felt a contact, I heard a thud, I would of missed it if I could
This rusty streak ran out in front of me
Shouldn’t be roaming wild & free”

So I asked her “ Did you kill the poor animal”
She says “Haven’t got a clue, but I’m not impressed with the damage that this thing did do”

The fox must have been lucky
She got out to look at her car
This ‘cat with nine lives’
Took off & ran afar

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