Car parts in bin ?

Hubby went to our bin this morning
There was loadsa car parts oozing out
He says to me âHey looks like someoneâs dumped stuff in our bin, whatâs that all about?â
I answered âGoodness knows but itâs nowt to do with me, wait till our younguns home from work, I bet its probably sheâ
Well guess what! I was spot on
I know this lass so well
So she lands in from her day at work
I say to her âCome on then tellâ
âWhat have you done to your motorâ
She looked at me & said:
âDammit, I hit a fox last nightâ
Whilst she was side shaking her head
I replied â Was it hurt very badlyâ
Meaning was the fox okay
Then she turned at me in a state of annoyance & went on to say
â No I felt a contact, I heard a thud, I would of missed it if I could
This rusty streak ran out in front of me
Shouldnât be roaming wild & freeâ
So I asked her â Did you kill the poor animalâ
She says âHavenât got a clue, but Iâm not impressed with the damage that this thing did doâ
The fox must have been lucky
She got out to look at her car
This âcat with nine livesâ
Took off & ran afar

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