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A CAT & MOUSE..STORY!?x

A CAT & MOUSE..STORY!?x

5 PUSSY,S IN THE HOUSE
SEARCHING OUT..THAT LITTLE MOUSE!
WHERE.THE FUCK CAN HE BE?
COS..HE AINT BEHIND THE BLOODY SETTEE!
OR HIDING IN THE CHAIR!
WE,VE FUCK N LOOKED EVERYWHERE!
HE AINT UP THE LAMP!
THE CRAFTY LITTLE SCAMP!
I BET HE,S WATCHING US!
HAVING A RIGHT OLE LAUGH!
HE,S PROBABLY LEFT THE HOUSE!
THE CLEVER FUCK N LITTLE MOUSE!
OR GOT OUT & FOUND THAT HOLE!
THAT IS UNDER THE BATH!
MAKING US LOOK LIKE
A RIGHT BUNCH OF TIT,S!
YOU WANNA HOPE I DONT CATCH YA!
COS..I,LL BITE OFF YA BIT,S!
NOW YOU,VE MADE ME 
DO THE BLOODY SPLITS!!
ALL THIS .FOR A LITTLE TIT-BIT!
"WHERE ARE YOU..YA LITTLE GIT!?X

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