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CAT-NIP !?X

CAT-NIP !?X

QUICK OUT OF THE BLOODY WAY !
I,LL NEVER MAKE IT , TO THE LITTERΒ TRAY!
I,VE GOT TO HOLD MYSELFΒ 
TO KEEP IT AT BAY!
QUICK I,M BLOODY DOING IT !!
OUT THE FUCK NΒ WAY!
I WISH THEY,D BUY MORE
THAN JUST 1 LITTER TRAY?
THEY,VE ONLY GOT 1Β 
& I,M SO FAR FROM IT
THIS REALLY AINT FUN
TRYING TA HOLD MYSELF & RUN
GOOD JOB I AINT GOTΒ 
A RUNNY BLOODY BUM!
IT,S RIGHT OUT THE BLOODY WAY !
& IT,S LOOKING VERY MUCHΒ 
LIKE I MIGHT PISS MYSELF TODAY !

Tracy Timothy xx

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Tracy Timothy

cheers poetess darkly i had forgotton id written that lol xx

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