Chasing Squirrels

Tossing and turning 
trying desperately.. 
To catch a red squirrel
in my dreams
 
Clambering 
clutching wildly 
tree bark under finger nails..
All the while oblivious to my wife's blood curdling screams
 
I captured 
it eventually 
even though it took all night..
Wrapping it in several layers of cloth to sheild it's vicious bite
 
In reality that squirrel 
was infact..
My wife's bare naked tit
I'd been pulling at it wildly
and wouldn't let go of it
 
Waking in the morning 
to my wife's look of distain.. 
Just as well that squirrel was a red one and not grey one
or I'd have been in pain