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Cheap Christmas Presents

I gave my daughter $10,000 for Christmas and she gave me a hammer and a box of nails.
I tried to raise her properly but obviously I failed.
I give her $10,000 every year and she gives me a piece of crap.
It takes all of my will power to stop myself from giving her a slap.

Last year, the ungrateful witch gave me a plunger.
Now I'm broke and about to die because of hunger.
I'm not a rich man but when it comes to the ten grand, she expects to receive it.
When it comes to the lousy gifts she gives, it's probably hard for you to believe it.

One year she gave me a turkey baster and another year, she gave me a broken rod and reel.
If she wasn't my only daughter, I would hire a hitman to kill.
She demands $10,000 every year even though it's so steep.
She never buys me a good present because she's too cheap.

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Cleo Tomi Ola

Hi, Randy, crazy write. Merry christmas. warm regards.

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Nine Eleven

Take the Hammer and nails and build a coffin, put her in it, nail it shut and bury it.

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