Cheater Alimony Blues

I never heard him
admit he was wrong.

He knew everything
about everything.

I helped paint his house -  
He did not help paint.
When I asked why 
he said,
"Oh,  I don't paint."

When I gave him
Christmas gifts, he
never said thank-you.
When I asked him why
he said,  
"I don't say
thank you for gifts."

I gave him a cheap
spice rack the next 
Christmas as a spoof.

He knew a lot
about sports,
especially the 
Philadelphia teams,
I will give him that.
For me, 
watching sports
is a waste of time.

He cheated on my sister,
with two different woman.

The three biggest
addiciton of cops are
alcohol,
steroids and
sex addiction.

State Trooper Igor
would now be giving
half his pension to 
to my sister,
his soon to be
ex-wife.

He broke her heart,
but he would be paying
by giving her
half his pension.

Obviously,
he did not
know everything.

I hope
my sister 
never says
thank-you 
the pension $$$
Captain Toehead
will pay the rest 
of his life.

Whose
heart 
is 
broken 
now?