CHEEKEY !?x

I,M A VERY NAUGHTY GNOME!
I JUST LOVE TO DO MOONIES
WHEN ME OWNERS AREN,T HOME
AS SOON AS THEY LEAVE
I THROW DOWN MY ROD
& FLASH OFF THIS PART OF ME BOD 
FOLK SAY. I,M A CHEEKEY SOD!?
I THINK YOU,LL AGREE, IT IS VERY CLEAR
THAT I,VE GOT A CHEEKEY LITTLE REAR
GIVES ME A BREAK
FROM ALL MY FISHING GEAR!
ALTHOUGH IT DOES UPSET NOD   
ONLY COS HE,S JEALOUS OF MY BOD !
COME TO THINK OF IT??
ITS THE PERFECT PLACE FOR MY ROD !!

Tracy Timothy xx