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CHELSEA CHARM !?X

CHELSEA CHARM !?X

SWIVEL ON THAT MATE !
IT SPEAK,S FOR ITSELF!
& IF YOU DONT FUCK OFF !?
I,LL COME & NUT YA MESELF!
THIS IS,,YA WARNING!
LETS HOPE IT.FUCK N WORKS!?
COS IF NOT " I,LL GIVE YOU
WHAT FUCK N PERKS !!!"
NOW YOUR FUCK N TAKING THE PISS!
DISAPPEAR NOW OR
YOU,LL SWIVEL ON THIS !
& YOU,LL GET A NICE CHELSEA KISS!
IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
HAVE A CHELSEA SMILE INSTEAD!
I,LL CUT YOUR MOUTH FROM EAR TO EAR!
& SLICE OFF YA FUCK N HEAD!
THEN IF YOUR STILL FUCK N BREATHING!
I,LL SHOOT YA. MOTHER FUCKER DEAD 
& SHIT DOWN YA FUCK N NECK
NOW PISS OFF. OR LAY ON YOUR DEATH BED!
YA SHOULDNT HAVE SAID WHAT YA SAID
NOW SHUT THE DOOR BEHIND YA IT,S.TIME FOR ME BED
& THANK YA LUCKY STARS 
THAT YOU AINT BROWN BREAD

Tracy Timothy xx

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