Cherie’s Cosmo Bachelorette Party
Not to be out done
By the men of cosmo
Tina took the lead
By planning a bachelorette party
For Cherie
What would soon proven
To be a Sordid affair
It started out innocent
Enough
Cherie was invited
To having High tea
With the women of Cosmo
A sophisticated celebration
Indeed
Yet the temperament
Quickly turned
Once Sparrowsong
Managed to spike
The tea with Mickeys
Which transformed the event
As later reported by
The “ Stanley News and Press”
As a “girl gone wild” escapade
That will forever tarnish the moral
Fabric of the citizens in
Gaston County NC
To add to the debauchery
Lauren Dorf showed up
with a male stripper
Who she found roaming
The streets of Antarctica
His name is Merrill but is
professionally known as
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The poor chap did his
Best to entertain
the group by
attempting
to do a poetic reading
But was vehemently
interrupted
By assaults of dollar bills
Being thrown at him
By Feathers, Charu, Tina
And Lauren
(Who led the chant
Of)
“Take it off! Take it off!
The next morning
Cherie
Awoken
To Tina
Serving her a cup of tea
With some “ motherly advice"
Dear deniability is the key
Say Your Hail Mary!
Mum is the word........
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Dude!!.....this is SO much fun!!....I meant to comment quicker (when I first read it an hour ago.)......but I got caught up in more wedding stuff!!......the time is closer......and closer.....the phone keeps ringing......and some of my favorite writers keep doing stuff like this!......I'm so proud of you and the Cosmo guys......can't tell you how frightened and exhilarated I am all at the same time!!......you be da bomb brother!!......Love you.....love everyone you know LOL!!........I'm so psyched!!......stay groovy G money!!.......all is well in Tony land!!.........LOVE & ROCKETS!!......T xo ??✴?✴❤
Glad you liked it Tony!
Lol angel
Thanks Angel
? OH MY WORD!!!! lol this must have been a fun write.....I loved it wait till Merrill sees this lol....
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can I come to this party I was going to write one for Cherie but I didn't have time today to much to do maybe tomorrow great write I am glad you did it
You can come to Tony’s. But unless your okay going on stage with a G string with Merrill I don’t think the ladies want a guy around a bachelorette party
Dear Greg,
This is absolutely hilarious. I have got to write a version of my own, which I will post on Friday. Thank you for this tremendous inspiration.
Peace and Love,
Larry xxx
Thank You Larry
In a word Greg...Hilarious!!! I would go to any party you organised, real or imaginary- Good work pal! xx
Thank You Lodgina I always appreciate your input
Hahaaaa.omg this is insanely hilarious
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thank u Charu
Hello Greg...
Girls just want to have fun...
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You make me sound like a Smooth Criminal...
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I actually felt like I was there...
Thank you for including me...
Very fun write!
Thank you for sharing...
Hugs...
Feathers
Feathers
I am glad u enjoyed it lol
hug
greg